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Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




Socialist Screwball -




LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.


TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm
Gross


"LITTLE BUDDY!" - If Romney is the millionaire, and Paul Ryan is Gilligan, then no wonder no one ever gets off that damn island!


TAGS: gilligan paul ryan funny poster
Rating: 2.79/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:18 pm
Woot!


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - If you tell LIES big enough and keep repeating them, IDIOTS will believe you. IDIOT- 1: a person affected with extreme mental retardation. 2: a foolish or stupid person.


TAGS: liberals idiots funny truth
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 5:23 am
I've got a copy of a discussion with a moonbat liberal from the other night. He could spew all the talking points. When given facts he could do nothing but offer his FOX lies lines.. Once they say the talking point they are done. It's all they got
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 2:20 am
StarryEyedGuy needs to go to Daily Kos for the "Lie List" since liberals don't actually know what they are repeating
WTFO - September 8, 2012, 8:52 pm
What lies?
starryeyedguy - September 7, 2012, 1:59 pm
I agree, that's what Romney and Ryan are doing right now.


POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS - They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.




SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - One is an incomprehensible, oafish gangster who feasts off of corruption, the other is Jabba the Hutt!


TAGS: chris christie jabba speech funny
Rating: 2.07/5

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JGalt - January 3, 2013, 12:01 am
After today's Rino rant, I have to agree with this.


ISIS & Liberals -




" BIBI VERSUS BARRY " - Now Who Would You Trust If your life depended on it?


TAGS: obama nethanyanu muslim israel jdf
Rating: 4.65/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 6:18 am
Flying the F-102 was in no way cushy it had the highest crash rate in the inventory because of the difficulty in flying it. Bush also Volunteered for Vietnam. But telling stupid lies never bother a leftist.
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 7:25 pm
Oops, wrong poster
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 5:00 pm
Besides, bush isn't in the poster, yet you bring him into it? That's really stretching it, don't you think?
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 4:59 pm
I'm not MFS. I was merely pointing out that you did an invalid comparison in your comment claiming the poster made an invalid comparison.
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 4:22 pm
Mostly because I was highlighting a point about soldier boy in your picture there. I also notice you didnt comment on the cushy draft dodging nature of bush's time in the 111th why is that?
StoneTools - October 1, 2013, 9:26 am
Is there some reason that you left out coke snorting in the description of obama?
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:36 pm
Well one was an alchoholic coke snorting inside trader the other a university lecturer and civil rights attorney. I'll go with the guy who can be trusted around the drinks cabinet.


ROMNEY IS THE ANTI-REAGAN - Voting AGAINST Reagan, as Romney did, is sort of a dead give away.




MITT ROMNEY QUOTE - “This is not some pie-in-the-sky kind of thing”


TAGS: mitt romney quote pie funny
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:45 am
What a Mitthead


OBAMA 2012 - The new campaign bus.




GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan


TAGS: funny true reagan quote
Rating: 4/5

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StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:14 am
In the last election, Johnson was poopooed in the press and received very little publicity in the news outlets. He was a bad candidate, but he still should have been treated better in the press.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 9:12 am
We also need public vetting of candidates with truthful, unbiased reporting. Biased reporting contributes heavily to having morons in government. It's also the biggest impediment to getting a good 3rd party candidate for any office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:51 am
...Though pushing a full on budget through with executive order couldn't... well, probably wouldn't be any worse than the ridiculous we have going on currently. We really need to find a way to implement term limits on congress...
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:48 am
Yeah, unfortunately congress is probably more corrupt than even cynics think, and yeah, I'm not saying the president is powerless, I'm just saying he does have limited power, most presidents seem to try to limit how often executive order is used...
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:41 am
I don't think congress is capable of fixing the economy. They are led around by the nose by lobbyists and partisan bickering. Both parties live by the "My way or the highway" mantra and will not compromise.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:39 am
you also have presidents who will only enforce the parts of laws that they agree with. They do control the justice department, military, and intelligence agencies.
StoneTools - April 26, 2013, 8:37 am
I think you are forgetting about executive orders which are used and abused by presidents to bypass a congress that doesn't toe the line that the president draws.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:33 am
If conservatives would actually quit fighting every single attempt taken to try to fix the economy, we probably would be showing much more success by now, but like children, that probably wont happen until they get their way and have a rep in office.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:29 am
If you're worried about your kids future, I'd be much more concerned with the broken and divisive partisan politics that are going on rather than just one guy who has limited power.
Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:24 am
See, citing facts/sources can offer much more legitimacy to arguments. Though at least one or two of those looked kinda biased. I'll also point out that congress has to approve budgets, the president only gets a say if they work with him.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:20 am
One more thing. I am in no way "angry". I'm concerned that this President is driving my nation into the ground financially. I'm concerned that my kids will suffer from the policies of this inexperienced, visceral, lying community organizer.
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:18 am
http://www.corson.org/archives/economics/E7_040809.htm
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:14 am
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904875404576530412322260784.html
WTFO - April 26, 2013, 1:12 am
Renza, you want facts/sources? Okay: http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterferrara/2011/05/05/reaganomics-vs-obamanomics-facts-and-figures/
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:05 am
You could actually site facts and sources on this if you think your statement is correct, otherwise it's just going to sound like angry right wing conservative default political talking points like so many people try to use.
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
*incredible
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 5:54 am
Oh, the icredible irony! :-D
WTFO - April 9, 2013, 12:00 am
You lie (or are ignorant) of the success of Reagan era while completely ignoring the fact that Obama has destroyed the poor and middle class with his failed Obamanomics. Sad little haters, I pity you.
WTFO - April 8, 2013, 11:59 pm
Amazing ignorance about the facts of Reagan's policies and how successful they were. Unlike Obama, Reagan was able to fix the mess Carter and a Dem Congress created. It started a 20 yr growth period. You liberals fail at facts and history.
PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 10:57 pm
Still doing their best to "trickle" all over the poor and middle class.
Renza - April 8, 2013, 8:19 pm
reaganomics, yay
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 3:10 pm
Yeah, he saved it before he f***ed it up in his second term.
KizMagritz - April 7, 2013, 12:50 am
He would know. Reagan was as full of crap as they come, a second-rate actor from start to finish.


IF YOU BUILD ANYTHING - They will come.




Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -


TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.


TAGS: politics obama president democrats funny true
Rating: 4.29/5

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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


Supreme Court Tyranny -




SHEEPLE - In this case, they feeble-minded are following a charismatic teleprompter reader.




I'LL SHOW YOU GUN CONTROL! - GUN-CONTROL! ...without it, we would miss who we were shooting at! Gun Control means using both hands




YOU KNOW THAT HUGE LEAD OBAMA HAS? - Hey Romney... YOU BUILT THAT!


TAGS: romney 47 hidden video funny
Rating: 2.79/5

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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:28 pm
TRANSLATION (JDolt): I am a terrible liar. My manager let me fix the deep fat fryer at McDonalds once and now I like to think of myself as a scientist when I flip those fries. Would you like to Supersize that?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:40 am
Seeing as you're the owner, what was the title of the person who promoted you, exactly?
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 6:56 am
I am a scientist- Scientists can't get promoted to administrative positions in your world?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
oh wait... scratch that... factory owner, yeah, that's it...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
I thought you were a scientist...
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
I've been working in contract admin for years. More regulation? Some could argue that the extra regulation was not necessary and adds cost to the process!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:52 pm
But he gave them a grace period and most of them jacked up the rates from 10-11% to 19-22%. Argument fail
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
If you want more examples Groucho, I have them. You let me know, ok?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:40 pm
H) He gave tax cuts to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
G) He signed the Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
F) He established the Credit Card Bill of Rights, preventing credit card companies from imposing arbitrary rate increases on customers...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:37 pm
E) He signed the Weapons Systems Acquisition Reform Act to stop fraud and wasteful spending in the defense procurement and contracting system...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:36 pm
D) He insisted that the stimulus package included approximately $18 billion for nondefense scientific research and development...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:35 pm
C) He signed the Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, the first piece of comprehensive legislation aimed at improving the lives of Americans living with paralysis...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:34 pm
B) He issued an executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:33 pm
A) He signed the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, which provides health care to 11 million kids -- 4 million of whom were previously uninsured...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
Groucho, for the sake of the conversation,I'd be happy to tell you some of the things I like about Obama:
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:43 pm
Okay,fans,thats the bell ringing.Class is dismissed.I made some GOOD anti-Obama posters to show you haters how it SHOULD be done.Look for them.Take notes & do your homework.Its really not that hard Romneybots.Just take a deep conscious breath.Bye now! :-)
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
P.S.PWNed
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
FLASHBACK(Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): Remembers the time he lost the Special Ed spelling bee. The word? S-W-A-L-L-O-W. Instead he spelled: I-A-M-A-T-E-A-B-A-G-G-E-R. He thought synonyms counted. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:31 pm
TRANSLATION(Grouch**EABAGGEDmarxist): I'm officially pissed... ANGRILY TYPE TYPE TYPE My poor keyboard :-(
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thank God for typos... Otherwise you'd look like a complete idiot as is you're just an idiot ...
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:23 pm
Clarify. Huh? dem won't budge from giveaways? You want them to give away MORE stuff? Okay... thought that you were AGAINST hand outs? Clarify
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:22 pm
We are past that. He had a premature post moment. He thought that was my response to his questions. I was busy typing my answers. I can type fast. But I need more than 3 secs to respond to a question.HAHA
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:15 pm
and the dems won't budge from more giveaways, what's your point?
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 7:13 pm
in comment #39515 above, you said "Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls."
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:04 pm
Truth be told: You made one good point. Leave mom's basement for a bit. Put down the Red Bull. Walk around outside. Take a deep breath. Then come back and makes posters about THAT one good point.Might actually help your campaign. Hitler Obama posters dont
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 7:01 pm
So I answered your questions, Teabagger. Anything else you want to know?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:58 pm
So on the Embassy thing, you make a good point. You should tell Romney. He's completely BLOWN a real opportunity and it's too late now for him to take advantage of it. It got buried in the news cycle and by his gaffes. You should email Mitt
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
So on the embassy one: Good point. Is this a disaster like the Carter hostage situation? No, no, no. Obama did his version of a Carter style special OP thing and actually succeeded. This is more like the mistake Bush was making when he said: Mission Accom
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:55 pm
ON the embassy: I actually agree with yo on that one. The President leads from behind. While that covert op stuff works great against folks like Gaddafi and Osama, it doesn't work well against this sort of attack. I think Obama is playing it too safe.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:54 pm
ANSWER: Can't pass anything without the consent of the house and the Repubs only want tax cuts. Tax cuts don't create jobs. They didn't stop the economic meltdown even as Bush passed BIG tax cuts.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:53 pm
Huh? You lost me on this one. Where did I use the word "annihilate" in my answer on debt? Speaking of "bright one" you spelled "annihilate" in a way that would make Forrest Gump proud.LOL It's not "aniliate."LOL No one said you were smart, Teabagger.LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Really now... You ever hear of the senate? Why is Harry Reid sitting on 30 bills from the house?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:51 pm
ON The unemployed: I dunno. Ask the Republicans. They control the part of govt that makes law. The President simply signs them into a law. Didn't you take constitutional law. Do they teach that in special ed?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
WOW... Anililating Romney in the polls? That does what for the unemployment rate? You're not a bright one.. But then.. I don't expect much from teabagged libs
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:50 pm
ON debt: I blame the debt on the GOP and Bush since they ran up a big bill for a war we essentially lost. Obama was forced to use debt to buy us time since the collapse of the market was plunging us into paralysis.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:48 pm
(for the deaf) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:47 pm
Is the 16 trillion in debt? Or the 8.3% unemployment? Perhaps it's his bend over and grab the ankles when our embassies are trashed and personnel murdered? What is you like about this loser? Kindred spirit?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:45 pm
(in case u miss it) ANSWER:Best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:44 pm
I answered you below. Twice in fact. So I take it that this wasn't meant for me but was a conversation you were having with Mittens? Wouldn't spinning knock you off your kneepads? Scratch that... don't want to know. BTW..TMI X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:41 pm
ANSWER: The best part about Obama? So many things... Well, for starters, he's annihilating Romney in the polls. I get to watch you suffer for the next four years when he becomes re-elected. That's two answers? Shall I make it a triple? LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Keep spinning
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 6:40 pm
Oh, no. I don't mind answering your question. I was just waiting for you to take your kneepads off and finish with Mitten first. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:38 pm
I guess that's a no... Just blind adoration of a complete loser.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
P.S. PWNed.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:56 pm
How is taking off your kneepads gonna get me to answer your question? You can keep them on. X-D That's the only love Mittens is getting right now.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:54 pm
Word of advice, Teabagger: Leave comedy to the professionals. If you stay here arguing with me all day, aren't you going to miss out on a Teabagger rally/cross burning? X-D Later, Teabagger.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:52 pm
If you keep talking to yourself that way, Teabagger, people might think you're crazy. Wait a sec, they already do. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:51 pm
So sans kneepads tell what you love about babababa bamster?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:50 pm
I'd say it was coming out of every facial orifice you have ... It what happens when you get Teabagged
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 5:32 pm
Nope. You just can't hear me with all bullcrap coming out of your ears. You should get that looked at, Teabagger. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Something in your mouth? You're mumbling
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 4:02 pm
Shouldn't talk to yourself, Teabagger. They have medication for that, you know. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
s****** the koolaid
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
Say what Teabagged?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist:(claims he can SEE things others can't, says)"I see dead people!" TRANSLATION: Yeah, one of them is the Romney campaign. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hey, Teabagger, you can SEE oversampling-in-the-polls, right? *chuckle* Mind telling me who is going to win the Superbowl this year with your special ability?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 3:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... A tabloid? Okay, I see your tabloid and I raise you a dozen reputable sources and Fox's very own Chris Wallace's who say Romney is losing in the polls.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:28 pm
http://www.examiner.com/article/polls-romney-leads-obama-51-44-on-trust-to-handling-the-economy It's a poll... Keep smilin'
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:14 pm
:)
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:30 pm
100% of "Americans"??? In your freaking dreams... Try.... Lazy welfare liberals, illegals, idiots....


I HATE THIS GAME - Everybody ends up broke at the end of this one. Somebody please kick over the damn board and we can start a game of LIFE.




OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




IF YOU TALKIN' ABOUT KONY - I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids, And your posters saved none.




BEST COMEDY LINE OF 2012 - “There’s a term for guys like President Obama,” (pause) “Probably not two terms.” --Jimmy Kimmel




SAVING LYIN' RYAN - “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes” ~ Mark Twain




YOU ARE A SLAVE -




AS EVERY PRESIDENT - Bush had his good and bad moves


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STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH? - Or was it from the horse's other end? (Either way, Ann Romney's speech was horse manure.)




PAUL RYAN: LIAR-IN-CHIEF - Finally, something Ryan and Romney both have in common.


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fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 3:19 am
And you're just "under delusion" X-D
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 1:36 am
You're under some delusion that truth means something to these liberals...
BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:37 pm
Too late. Ob***f*** has been anointed with Lie of the Year!


WANT BIG GOVERNMENT? - Move to China!


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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:24 pm
SOO your saying you want a small goverment? but also look at how much money they have and how little (almost 300% less) debt they have


Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -




Idiotic Trump Fanatics -




Did You Know? -


TAGS: mccain soros rino cronyism
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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 10:39 am
Always knew he was left of center.


MR. O'S GOVERNMENT CHEESE - Use Liberally. Cut as directed.


TAGS: obama entitlements government dependency nannyism
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terroraustralis - September 21, 2014, 8:13 am
"denying government cheese is a great way to become a victim of police brutality. love the goverment cheese, OBEY. OBEY. OBEY." regardless of whether vote republican or democrat, in 2 years this might not be a joke.


REPLACEMENT REFS AND OBAMA - IN OVER THEIR HEADS, NOT QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB AND LETTING THE COUNTRY DOWN.




KOOL AID GUZZLERS - To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. -- Amos Bronson Alcott




MARINE CORPS - You're doing it wrong




Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -




THE MITT HITS THE FAN - ROMNEY INSULTED TO DATE: Great Britain, Palestinians, Russia, China, Half of USA, The Elderly, Disabled Vets OUR INTELLIGENCE


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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:12 pm
:)
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
LOL @ your new avatar arnnatz. Project much?
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:21 pm
Authorized by whom, exactly? Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:12 pm
They were authorized the previous year and weren't dependent on the debt ceiling. Duh!
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:11 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:08 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
they go out. Now who controls the treasury department?
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
way to stress your ignorance of american government. Congress doesn't issue the paychecks to the military or social security. Those are disbursed by the treasury department who decides what payments which were authorized by congress go out and when
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:54 pm
Not to put too fine a point on it arnnatz, but once again, a foreigner has to educate you on the workings of your own government. Obama can't make that promise, only Congress can.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:52 pm
c'mon cranky, even someone with your IQ can see it was a political statement. He could have said, you guys are wonderful, I'll make sure you get paid no matter what happens. But no...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... erase Romneys comments from the public record.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
... Those guys in the trenches getting sh** at defending my freedom are a bunch of irresponsible entitlement losers who won't take responsibility for their lives? Pardon me arnnatz, but no amount or distraction or deflection is going to...
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
You don't see the difference between saying that there "won't be enough money to pay the soldiers unless congress acts" versus...
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:42 pm
When do you turn 15?
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:38 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
The same soldiers that Obama said he couldn't guarantee a paycheck for if congress didn't raise the debt ceiling?
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Doctors just want to amputate legs for a quick $50,000
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 6:26 pm
Don't forget, he also insulted active duty soldiers in combat zones.
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:37 pm
Beerack Barry... only drinks and plays golf and blames bush
vbattaile - September 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
And Barry is the first anti-American president and an INSULT to American values and the Founders.


VOTING THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS - Still leaves you with evil. (Vote NO! to Romney and force the G.O.P. to pick a REAL Conservative next time!) "ANYBODY BUT MITT OR BARACK": 2012




ARMED INFIDEL: AMERICAN JIHAD - Xtians have murdered more innocents in history than all religious groups combined! (Famous Xtian terrorists include: Nazis, Colonists, Joe McCarthy, Tim McVeigh, Hitler, Paul Ryan, Al Qaeda, David Koresh, etc.)




PERFECT LIBERAL SYMBOL - Smug and self-satisfied with their beliefs, but too young, naive and uneducated to know what they're talking about. They just cry and scream when they don't get their way.




WHEN DEMOCRACY BECOMES TYRANNY... - ...I STILL Get to Vote!




#NDAA #SOPA #PIPA #HR3166 - Martial Law is coming to a town near you. Any questions? OBEY, or it's detention for you!




ROMNEY WAS RIGHT - LET'S DO THE MATH 47% OF DEMOCRATS (D) + EBT CARDS EQUALS "DEBT" TO THE TAXPAYERS




PAUL "LYIN" RYAN: FASTEST-LIAR-IN-THE-WORLD! - LIE: Paul Ryan says he ran a marathon under 3 hours (says he forgot his time). FACT: He actually ran it in four hours (no REAL marathon runner forgets their time).


TAGS: paul ryan lie marathon funny
Rating: 3.97/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:12 pm
And baby bam bam was born to a single mother ... and placed in a manger...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 7:11 pm
Thanks man! Right back at you. I confess: Romney makes it too easy though. He's practically his own comedy writing staff. I'm just putting out there what he's saying to raise awareness. He gets all the creative credit. LOL
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:07 pm
I like your posters. Good stuff


TO THE NEAREST EXIT - The 47% will show you the way out.




ROMNEY... - ...in Swahili means "foot in your mouth."


TAGS: seth rogen funny romney poster
Rating: 2.2/5

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vbattaile - September 18, 2012, 4:25 pm
Yes. libtards are that STOOOPEEEED....
PeteofSanJose - September 5, 2012, 8:50 pm
OMG, you mean Mitt is using a KKK slogan? The very same KKK started by the democrats? That KKK?
Bull - September 5, 2012, 1:44 pm
Pretty sure Seth Rogan is a Canadian, I could be wrong though and I'm too lazy to check.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
He's a democrat?


REPUBLICANS... - ...Are just liberals with their brain and their life sucked right out of them! (FIRST SYMPTOM THAT YOU ARE BECOMING A REPUBLICAN: Arguing with furniture... and losing the argument!)




Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




LIBERALS - Some people need to get their fingers out of their butts, so their brains can get some oxygen.




DID I DO THAT? - Michelle Obama's DNC speech secures her husband's re-election chances. (Introducing our Whipped-in-Chief President Obama!)




NEXT - They will tell you where to live


TAGS: nanny state
Rating: 3.77/5

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TechnoDemon - November 10, 2012, 2:46 pm
At this moment, gas here (in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada) is CDN $1.25/liter. 1 US gallon = 3.785 Liters CDN $1 = US $0.99 So, Gas in Canada is US $4.68/gallon. Gas prices - at the HIGHEST - according to current data are UD $3.97/gallon in the US. Shut up.
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 7:11 am
Coming Soon thanks to the those libtard moochers and losers


THIS SUMS UP ALL DEMOCRATS -


TAGS: funny
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birddseedd - December 28, 2013, 7:59 pm
not even close
starryeyedguy - September 11, 2012, 2:33 pm
Just like all republicans are women-hating, lying, cheating, obstuctionist dung-holes?


OBAMA THE MESSIAH? - He's more like Moses! Wandering around aimlessly, blaming everything on the Bush.


TAGS: funny truth
Rating: 3.33/5

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Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -




LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR - I'm going to take money from people who don't vote for me and give it to the people who do vote for me!




WEBSTER'S NEWEST EDITION - Finally, the reference materials are catching up to what most of us know instinctively.




WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - Democratic economic theory is unsustainable... too many parasites, not enough hosts to sustain the hungry parasites so everyone suffers.




SANDRA FLUKE - The government is supposed to stay out of women's uteruses, but only right after giving them free abortions and free birth control. Priceless.




OBAMA - Putting the 'dip' in Diplomacy




ENERGY INDEPENDENCE - If we could just harness the wind from this blowhard.




HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




OPINIONS VS.FACTS - "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." ~Daniel Patrick Moynihan (FACT: Lied at RNC about GM Plant that closed in'08!)


TAGS: paul ryan lie carrey funny
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JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:50 am
http://www.ijreview.com/2012/09/15290-case-closed-if-moderate-voters-see-this-video-its-over-for-obama/
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 6:05 pm
You still haven't explained how a manufacturing plant can produce cars after it's closed. It "closed" in 2008, but the last vehicle rolled off the a**embly line in april of 2009.
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 4:48 pm
bam bam promised to keep it open..... hahahahahahaha
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 4:46 pm
Bahahahahahaha Keep trying tool.. You don't seem to mind bam bam lying do you?


LET US NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY FOUGHT FOR - LIBERTY and FREEDOM....not TYRANNY...for ALL




INTEGRITY -




THE IRS - We'll find your money where ever you try to hide it!




ISLAMIST RIOTERS BURN DOWN KFC - OBAMA SUPPORTERS PREPARE FOR WAR!


TAGS: funny
Rating: 4.5/5

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JGalt - September 15, 2012, 3:02 am
And the ensuing martial law and election cancellation?


OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




Anthony Johnson -


TAGS: low information voters first slave owner black man named anthony johnson
Rating: 3.75/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm
You probably shouldn't use wikipedia, it's akin to the Onion and run by hacks.
calron - May 25, 2015, 9:02 pm
Here's another one, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)#Significance_of_Casor_suit Anthony was the first slave to be held in servitude for a lifetime without ever committing a crime.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 9:27 pm
You bet, love, you bet.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 9:47 pm
I think the key word in #76289 was the word "dummy." :) Can always count on you to keep it real, Cannabal. Don't be a stranger, mmmk? ;) See you around doll.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 9:03 pm
What? Are you trying to say that cannabal is not your real name? the horror!
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:28 pm
Becky, Becky, don't get wound up, this site is nothing but propaganda. Besides, MSNBC is a dummy profile, like the majority of the profiles on this website.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 11:49 am
But if it had been breibart.com, the Heartland institute, Fox news, or any other rightwing source, you'd be just fine with it, denier. Pot. I'd like you to meet Kettle :) You two should get along JUST fine, hun
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 8:40 am
"The Centre for Research on Globalization will not be held responsible or liable for any inaccurate or incorrect statements contained in Global Research articles."
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
Certainly. You'll find this interesting because, as it turns out, slavery was well institutionalized before Anthony Johnson legally edified, so Mr. Johnson here is getting a little bit too much credit for slavery in the New World.
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
I've heard of white people being kept as slaves as well. But I don't have anything on whether it was legal before the ruling and black indentured servants. Care to cite a source?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 8:41 pm
How about the fact that slavery was religiously based as well as supported before it became racially based?
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:15 pm
That might be enough requirements.
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 7:24 pm
I make here the proclamation that this misinformation should be subject to immediate renunciation, for it is a misconception brought about by miscomprehension of historical revelation.
OTC - May 11, 2015, 5:47 pm
How about the first legal slave ownership since Johnson went to court for the rights
Curlyrocks - May 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
The 1st slave in the New World would have been some native man or women captured by an enemy band.
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:19 am
I do believe that the first slave in the new world was given the title as punishment for trying to skip out on his indentured servitude, but this is the first to claim a right to own black people.


REGRETS - -- "That's the last time I go out for drinks with your husband." -- "Welcome to my world."




WHEN PIGS FLY - Anything can happen




CHANGE - Has Come To AMERICA




Trump The Tyrant -


TAGS: donald trump tyrant bully first amendment freedom of speech press media hitler progressive tyranny despot authoritarian new york liberal democrat statist billionaire elitist totalitarian fascist autocrat
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calron - March 6, 2016, 3:20 am
Fortunately for him most of the defendants settled rather than going though the whole process. http://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/news/georgias-highest-court-wont-review-jewell-libel-case
calron - March 6, 2016, 3:19 am
Richard Jewell had blatantly wrong information put out about him by the media and even though it was wrong, that wasn't enough because the law requires more than just being wrong for libel/slander.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:27 pm
The burden of proving the statement was factually incorrect would fall to the plaintiff.
Cyberhagen - March 5, 2016, 1:26 pm
Have to disagree with you here. The media has no "right" to publish lies (which is what libel is). Libel is not the same thing as simply making negative remarks about a public figure; as long as they are subjective, or demonstrably true, then no problem.


MEET JAMES BIDEN - Recipient of 100 Million Dollar Government Contract.


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Rating: 4.7/5

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simplegenius - October 25, 2012, 4:58 pm
man, can't the dems pull one good looking girl out of their party?


INEPT, INCOMPETENT, & ILLEGAL! - Can Anyone be a Worse President than Barack Obama?




TYRANNICAL RULE - Is not that hard to recognize




IRONY - GOD DOES HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!




REPUBLICANTS - Running their country? More like running it into the ground.




DICTATORSHIP - A POLITICAL SYSTEM WHERE THE LEADER CAN MAKE THE LAWS AND THE LEADER CAN ALSO BREAK THEM




TAX AND SPENDERS - We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -- Aesop




VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.




THPPPPBBBBBT - "See Nancy. I told you his farts don't stink." *Sniff* *Sniff* AHHHH!




ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions




REPUBLICAN KARMA: YOU BUILT THAT! - If you are a believer in GOD, and a Republican, you would FINALLY take a hint.




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -




The Problem With America -




RESIST OBAMUNIST TYRANNY - RESIST socialism !!! Defeat Obamunism. Expand Liberty, Not Government.




Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -




The Apex of Liberal Hypocrisy -




TODAY..... ON MAURY - Between you and President Obama... YOU.... ARE NOT the worst president ever!




Sic semper tyrannis -




THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776! - Reload, and let's roll.




OBAMA'S BIG EPIPHANY -




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XVI -




TYRANNY - oppressive power (every form of tyranny over the mind of man) - Thomas Jefferson; especially: oppressive power exerted by government (the tyranny of a police state)




PATRIOTIC BOY - "Thanks for the crushing debt that I'm going to have to pay, Socialist"




THE PROBLEM WITH ROMNEY BEING TWO-FACED - Sometimes one face-palm just isn't enough!


TAGS: romney hidden camera 47 funny
Rating: 3.53/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:39 am
Just a bump in the road
marms - September 25, 2012, 7:23 am
I love how Mitt just double downs on his stupid gaffes, then try's to back away from them. It is hard to staying on message when it's nothing but never ending gaffe after gaffe damage control. LOL ... Great poster :)
romneyisatool - September 19, 2012, 7:29 pm
Oh, you give the insecure troll too much credit. He's not shutting down the conversation. He's running away scared. BIG difference. LOL
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 7:09 pm
Typical. Just plain typical. You don't have a talking point to answer my question, so instead, you're shutting down the conversation. So predictably conserva-typical.
fauxnews - September 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
Epic. 5 L
arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 2:08 am
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arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 1:58 am
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arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 1:56 am
Here's my last word to you romney's stool and it applies equally to you and cranky: troll
GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 1:52 am
my my my the losers have such thin skin... You'd think they were just asked to pay for some this...
romneyisatool - September 19, 2012, 12:47 am
I think you get my point. :-) No need to beat a dead Romney's campaign, er, I mean 'horse!' But I'm feeling generous tonight. So I'll give you the last word.
romneyisatool - September 19, 2012, 12:44 am
Talk about projecting.LOL... No one is buying your phony attempt at confidence, the least of all, you. X-D
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Don't feel obligated to answer this, but WTF does being American have to do with anything? I'm not in here applying for a passport.
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 12:25 am
...doesn't, in any way, imply that I'm being either arrogant, or ignorant about mine.
crankyhead - September 19, 2012, 12:24 am
I mean, other than the fact I'm not dictating anything to anyone, your statement makes perfect sense. I'm allowed to have an opinion, and I'm allowed to share it with anyone I want to. Just because you're unable to defend your own opinions...
arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 12:21 am
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arnnatz - September 19, 2012, 12:19 am
you are like a broken record. That's a sure sign of ignorance
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:47 pm
Speaking of volumes: being consistently bigoted towards foreigners says a lot more about a person than them having/not having seen some TV commercial. Just sayin'
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:41 pm
so, i take it you didn't see obama's "Life of Julia" I think that speaks volumes about you
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:38 pm
and you have to nerve to call others liars. hahahahaha. if you weren't worried, you wouldn't have to try to bull**** so much. So I'll ask you again. Did you even see obama's "Life of Julia"?
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:37 pm
Just can't help yourself from making bigoted statements against foreigners, huh arnnatz?
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:34 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:34 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:34 pm
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romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:32 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:31 pm
Oh, I don't pretend that you actually make intellectual arguments here. You are purely political in your arguments. So I will keep it simple for you, in the language you understand and speak...
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:30 pm
so you haven't seen "Life of Julia" is that what you are saying?
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:29 pm
...So here we go: Your candidate is losing. The candidate I'm supporting is winning. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. ;-)
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oh, if you are going to lie, you can do better than that. That wasn't even a fun lie. LOL.. Obama said he planned to include ALL Americans, even those that don't plan to vote for him. Romney said he plans to blow off the half of America against him
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:13 pm
kind of hypocritical to call out romney for saying the same thing obama said, isn't it?
arnnatz - September 18, 2012, 10:12 pm
Did you happen to catch obama's "Life of Julia" whose premise was that you are dependent on government from cradle to grave? Or his "You didn't build that" that kind of said the same thing about business?


How conservatives in America see women -


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Rating: 2.87/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 3, 2014, 6:11 pm
I'm kind of hungry for lunch, but my employer doesn't buy my lunch for me. Which means I'm going to starve.


GOD CASTS VOTE FOR OBAMA - Hurricane Issac set to disrupt Republican Presidential convention in Florida. (Liberals respond: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")




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